http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7705922.stm



For fu*ks sake, whatever next, where will it all end, etc. etc.

I'm going to make the effort to use as much Latin as possible from now on.

And the thing about foriegners is stupid, it's really because so many English people are thick as pig-s**t.

Latin is the only subject I won a prize in at school.

Yeah its getting ridiculous. Things like this seem to have reared their ugly head since New Labour have come into power.



Agreed. Standard of education has fallen so much in the UK in recent years.

Have at it!

from http://www.curufea.com/hero/doku.php?id=re...s:latin_insults

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Latin! |

Latin Language Swearing & English Translation.

Latin Swearing English Translation
Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"] Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Cunnus C–t
Irrumator Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
Leno Pimp
Flocci non faccio I don't give a damn
Mihi irruma et te pedicabo Give me head and I'll ass f–k you
Mentula Penis
Meretrix Prostitute
Bovis stercus Bull s–t
Spucatum tauri Bull s–t
Es stultior asino You are dumber than an ass
Dorme mecum Sleep with me
Es scortum obscenus vilis You are a vile, perverted whore
Es mundus excrementi You are a pile of s–t
Cupis homines You crave men
Bibe semen meum Swallow (drink) my —
Bibe semen meum e baculo Swallow (drink) my — from a cup
Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"] Lick my balls
Es stercus! You s–t!
Moecha Putida Dirty slut
Canis filius Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)
Podex perfectus es You're a complete a–hole
Futue te ipsum! Go f–k yourself!
Stercorem pro cerebro habes You have s**t for brains
Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass
Perite F–k off!
Impudens es leno You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Tu scronium es You are a whore
Androgynus Hermaphrodite
Caput stercoris S–thead (lit. head of s–t)
Mentulam Caco I s–t on your prick
Obesus porcus Fat pig
Cupio te meam mentulam sugare I want you to suck my d–k
Matris futuor Mother f–ker
Te odeo, interfice te cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Matris Prolapsus Bitch
Filius Nolius Bastard (lit. nobody's son)
Furcifer Gallows-meat
Crucifer A person who carries his own cross
Ad nauseam To sickness
O tempora! O mores! Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
Stercus accidit S–t happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all!
O di immortales! Good heavens!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not worth a rat's ass!
Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts
Fac ut vivas. Get a life.
Qui vir odiosus! What a bore!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. There's no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking s–t
Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass.
Saltatrix tonsa Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl")
Lupa Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf")
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the assholes make you their king?
Lupa Slut
Cacator S–tter
Plenus stercoris es You are full of s–t
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum Take a hint
Derideo te! I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit It isn't over until it's over
Illegitimi non carborundum Don't let the bastards burn you
Labra lege Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima Read 'em and weep
Morologus es! You're talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo Don't call me, I'll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere Don't let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum! What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam! What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est Everybody's a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti Couch potato
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi Shut up and go away
Ut si! As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda Dirty cow
Vae! Damn!
Viri sunt Viri Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. If you ask me, you can go and s–t on yourself.
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the s–t, just the depth that varies.
Varium et semper mutabile femina Women have fickle temperaments
Commodum habitus es You have just been owned
Canis matrem tuam subagiget Dog has desecrated your mother
Hic erit in lecto fortissimus He is Hercules in the sack
Asinus Stultissimus Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey")
Caput tuum in ano est Your head is in your ass
Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere How do you get your hair to do that?
Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat He loves whatever girl is present.
Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus Behave as your brother does.
Tuam matrem feci I did your mother
A tergo In the ass
Scio erit in lecto fortissimus I am Hercules in the sack.
Filius tu canis et cameli You are the son of a dog and a camel
Nothus homo Bastard (of a known father)
Spurius Bastard (of a unknown father)

ok seriously, you guys must thicker than us when it comes to electing govt officials....vice versa, pro rata? god, foreigners who speak english know what these things mean and use them better than most english people i bet!

Mentulam Caco! - I sh*t on your prick!

Your arse is not likely to be anywhere near my prick anytime ever.

HTH

I am glad to hear that.... Impudens es leno!

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
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And that's a very, very small list!!
You don't really wanna hear Romanian curses... we have a bunch of them!!!

Just click here -> H E R E!

Es allos bollockus

Futute-as in gura prin cur! What a great insult!

Can't see us in the U.K. ever being banned from, or accused of snobbery for using Romanian phrases, sayings, ET CETERA, ET CETERA!

One of my best friends lives in Bournemouth, where this idiocy has been born... am gonna try to get him to compose a letter to his council made up of as many of these 'forbidden' Latin phrases as possible... just to piss 'em off abit.

f*****g hell all they're doing is dumbing down the english language. theyre only doing that it because theres so many idiots here who can't speak real english, which a lot of indigeonous people.

Do it They'll have to get someone in to translate the letter and reply to you! They do it for everyone else who can't be arsed to learn and speak English...

Lol!!

DJ Coaie?
Nu Tarfa, eu sunt DJ Armin van Buuren

That is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I've read all year.

WHAT. THE. f**k?

Oh and anyone who confuses e.g. with egg (and isn't under the age of 5)... just... wow.

LMFAO!

You know, if that was a romanian forum, you were restricted forever...

Chutiya choo-tia???